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25 Comments so far.

  1. TJ says:

    Someone trolling their local newspaper?nn1

  2. Hurrr says:

    What a retard. Thomas Jefferson was an atheist.nn1nn1nn1nn1nn1

  3. drannhh says:

    Jeepers that is scary.

  4. Phyll says:

    The first amendment is the freedom of religion. Apparently if your religion is not Christian, however, it is invalid and also not protected by the constitution. This doesn’t matter anyway because Alaska isn’t even attached to the continental U.S. Luckily, we’re used to this kind of trash coming from that state since governor Palin decided to come out of the redneck infested woodwork.

  5. TerranRich says:

    So I guess since the 2nd Amendment says we have the right to bear arms, that means we are required to own a weapon, right? What stupid logic. Freedom OF religion implicitly suggests freedom to practice NO religion.

  6. Tyler says:

    But tell us how you really feel…

  7. atheist says:

    the bible says slavery should exist therefore by alice shannon’s logic all christian have to have slaves, if you dont own slaves you musg stop being christian.

  8. Shawnabcdefg says:

    I am truly speechless right now. Seriously. Fuck you Alice Shannon, you can eat shit.

  9. Atheist says:

    She’s right… We need to take “In God We Trust” off of our money. It’s not constitutional.

  10. WTF.... says:

    So she is blaming atheists for not having prayer in school? Not the separation of state and religion, since schools are part of the state and we are bringing documents into this argument, or the fact that some prayers could offend others religion…. hmmmm interesting.

  11. Kevin says:

    What a moron. Notice she doesn’t mention Jews, Muslims, etc… not surprising.

    In god we trust was added to dollar bills in the 1950s, so using that to prove that this country was founded as “a christian nation” is both nonsense and incorrect.

    I would love to see you try and kick me out of America. Please. Try.

  12. Sil says:

    Italian Mafia.

  13. JB says:

    But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence. 1 Timothy 2:12 (KJV)

  14. Bob says:

    This is a little old. She is an atheist. It was meant to be satirical.

  15. tony stodnof says:

    i’ll just leave this here

    tl;dr It’s a hoax.

  16. sean says:

    not only thomas jefferson was an atheist, but also benjamin franklin, and abraham lincoln was an out spoken atheist, very much so against the writings judeo christian beliefs. he almost published a book teaching the immoralities and hypocrisy of religion, especially the teachings of christianity. only reason preventing him, was a friend advising him against it, as it might affect his political career.

  17. Joshua Ludd says:

    Funny, though how the same religion is the most widespread inside of jails as outside of them… and with our recidivism rates you can’t really argue that they all found Jeebus once they got there and are now good, law abiding citizens.

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  19. Ben says:

    Too bad we don’t execute our freedom to education and tolerance. WWJD? (What would Jesus do?) not hate!

  20. Farhood says:

    check and mate. take that atheists!

  21. Donny says:

    Though atheists are in the minority in most countries, they are relatively common in Europe, Australia, New Zealand, in former and present Communist states, and to a lesser extent, in the United States and the Southern Cone.

  22. Luk says:

    What really scares me is that there are others who would agree vehemently with what she “said”, real or not.

  23. Paul K says:

    I want to hear more about the Kenai River.

  24. Rusty Shackelford says:

    I must’ve missed the part in the constitution where freedom of religion is interpreted as “you must believe.” Alice, it looks like the only time you have “learned” anything is on Sunday mornings.. So as usual, go fuck yaaaseeeeeeeeeelff.

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